I know. I made up a fanfic that Kaa the Burmese Python from Jungle Book pays Rattlesnake Jake to Kill Viper from Kung Fu Panda. Because every time Kaa might be hypnotizing someone in South and South East Asia, Viper were Track him down and Kick his ass. He Hates it and he is Sick of it. And so he Pays and Sends in RATTLESNAKE JAKE.......... THE GRIM REAPER VS. A KUNG FU MASTER....... Jakes Reward? Master Viper for his next Dinner.
Master Shifu had never seen a Snake like Jake in his entire life, since he's always lived in China and never traveled anywhere in the world of Eieon (A World populated by Reality Imagination and ALL OF FICTION). Before Viper even opens her eyes to this nightmare, Jake Swift as Light Coils up Viper. He then Threatens Shifu that he will Constrict the life out of his Senior Student. Shifu then calls for Po. THE DRAGON WARRIOR.... Po awakes from sleep in his bedroom, and barges into Vipers room to find a Rattlesnake with a Western Hat Coiling up Viper to her Death. Po doesn't do anything, he doesn't wanna get Viper Constricted and neither does Shifu. They both give a Miserable look. And then Jake laughs under his breath and leaves out the window while with Viper in his Coils. Jake takes Viper to a Mountain full of Rock and Sulfer. Viper is taken to a Dark Mysterious Bunker with a logo and the door that show a Red Evil looking Hand holding the World. And the Sign said .T.R.F.S. Inside the Bunker were a bunch of Foreigns wearing Gas masks and armed with RPK's. Viper Gasps with Fear struck into her Heart. At 2:00 AM back at the Furious Five's Palace. Shifu, Po, Crane, Monkey, Mantis, and Tiger create a Rescue plan to get Viper back from the Mysterious Snake.